Bachmann & Perry: Fork ’em, They’re Done

Anyone paying attention to the GOP Iowa caucus circus last night knows that Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum tied for first place, each with 25% of the vote cast.  The unusual factor of this caucus vote was that Romney received 30,015 votes to Santorum’s 30,007 votes, a difference of only 8 votes.  That made Rowney’s “victory”, if you can even call it that, the closest in GOP caucus history.

Rick Perry spent over US$4 million on advertising in Iowa but only received 12,600 votes, or 10% off all votes cast, and did not win a single county among Iowa’s 99 counties.  The math says he paid $350 per vote!  In contrast, Rick Santorum spent only US$30,000 on TV ads, costing just US$1 per vote.  As a result, following the pasting he took in Iowa Perry said he was going back to his home state of Texas to “reassess” his campaign.   But Perry, with his bible-thumping mass prayer get-together functions and his belief that such things can make in rain in Texas (except that it didn’t), is out of touch with reality, perhaps more so than Michele Bachmann (if that’s even possible).

Michele Bachmann only received approximately 6000 votes, or just 5% of the votes cast, and also did not win a single county in Iowa.  She came in 6th in a field of 7 candidates, just behind Perry’s 10%, and beating only John Huntsman, who did noteven campaign in Iowa at all.  That’s like losing to everyone except a dead person.

After her defeat last night in Iowa, she told the press that was still going to press on with her campaign.  But leaks from her campaign people made that doubtful.   As weird and religiously oriented as Michele Bachmann is, she listened to her campaign advisers and withdrew from the race.  That’s to her credit, and the first smart thing she’s done in quite some time.

Not surprisingly, in announcing this action she misrepresented health care reform, the founding of the USA, and President Obama’s political views, all while making it sound as if she was simply doing “God’s work”, according to “God’s plan”.  It was a speech seemingly designed to fire up the most evangelical ultra-extreme right religious fanatics out there.  After all, she and her husband believe and actively advocate that homosexuality is a perverted choice (as opposed to a genetic predisposition), and they own and administer a clinic that purports to “cure” homosexuality with prayer therapy, which, evidently, they also believe is”God’s work”.

Additionally, Bachmann has made speeches claiming that the “founding fathers” of the USA (who signed the US Constitution in 1787) ended slavery in the USA, when most (or all) had been dead for at least 40 years when President Abraham Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation ending slavery in the USA in 1863, or 76 years later!!!!

Nonetheless, regardless of how delighted her niche constituency was, no one was more delighted than Rick Perry, whom, immediately after Bachmann’s withdrawal speech, was reported by members of his campaign to have completed his “reassessment” in favor of continuing his run for president, by concentrating on the South Carolina primary on January 21st.  After all, Perry knows he hasn’t got a chance against Mitt Romney in New Hampshire next Tuesday.   Additionally, Newt Gingrich and John Huntsman have campaigned hard in New Hampshire and will probably do well.  Perry’s strategy has always been to concentrate on the south, and now he seems to believe he’ll pick up Bachmann’s supporters.

For people who pay attention and think for themselves, Perry’s a buffoon who couldn’t debate well, couldn’t remember the names of the federal agencies he wanted to abolish, thinks much like Bachmann that he’s doing “God’s Work”, and simply cannot (or will not) see the handwriting on the wall that is screaming that he cannot possibly win the republican presidential nomination no matter what he says or does (or prays for).

The conclusion of this interesting turn of events is that though we may never know for sure if Perry’s “reassessment” was cut short by Bachmann’s decision to withdraw, it certainly seems to be more than a just a weird coincidence that the political campaign “leak” announcing Perry’s sudden decision to stay in the race was reported less than five minutes after the conclusion of Bachmann’s speech.

The one person who can’t be too happy with Bachmann’s departure is Mitt Romney.  He wants as many ultra-conservatives as possible to remain in the race to split the inevitable Tea Party, born-again, and evangelical vote which will make his vote percentages look better, since that’s the way plurality voting  systems work.  If Perry had dropped out as well, the anyone-but-Romney vote would have benefited Gingrich,Santorum and the space cadet (Ron Paul) the most.

And speaking of space cadets…Ron Paul did remarkably well last night with the 17-29 year-old folks, according to the polls.  Problem is…one has to be 18 to vote for president in the USA.

Except, maybe in Iowa??

5 thoughts on “Bachmann & Perry: Fork ’em, They’re Done

  1. A slight correction to the sentence in your blog about Lincoln’s Emancipation Proclamation. The proclamation did not end slavery in the USA. It freed slaves ONLY in those slave states which were still in rebellion, meaning slaves in the border states (MO, KY, MD, DE) which did not secede from the Union were not freed.

    • KC, technically you are correct. The remainder of the nation’s slaves not in the rebellion states (900,000 out of 4.1 million slaves in the US) were finally freed by the 13th amendment to the US Constitution in December 1865.

      Either way, howiever, the founding fathers had been pushing daisies for quite some time by then. 🙂

      Thanks for the information! 🙂

      • …and, Lincoln had already been assassinated. Kinda strange that Lincoln and Jefferson Davis were both Kentuckians by birth. Wasn’t Lincoln’s father a traveling tinker????? Maybe they were half brothers!!!!! Sorry, this Kentuckian’s mind races. 🙂

  2. When Michelle said she was going to step aside…did she mean quit? Or is she suspending her campaign like another disgraced candidate did so she can still raise & spend dollars? I need to pay more attention to what they mean rather than what they say! And speaking of what some are saying…good old Newt put the twist on the caucus votes that Mitt might have won…but that 3 out of 4 “didn’t” want him. Do you really want to go there Newt? Because using that logic…6 out of 7 didn’t want you! Really got his finger on the pulse…doesn’t he!?! ;-))

  3. Looking at the GOP lineup is like watching The Daily Show. It’s not just the Bozo-ness of the candidates, it’s the policies of the party as a whole.

    It’s not okay to make the upper class pay a little more, but its okay to cut medicare, EPA, education, and anything that benefits “the people” as a whole. They may proclaim United States is # 1, but when we are ranked in 31 and 37 in health and education, how can you say that and still cut funds for healthcare and education?

    For the life of me I can not understand their reasoning.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *