T’was the night before Christmas and all through the land,
The GOP was wondering if it really could stand
Any more of their losing their partisan fights
After health reform passed by the dawn’s early light
With votes being scheduled by day and by night.
The GOP became rabid and threatened to bite.
But it mattered not, health care reform was a fact
That they could not defeat even with the fat cats
Dumping millions and millions into their campaign funds;
The GOP, though grateful, wishes it were new guns.
In the meantime, giving credit were credit is due,
Sarah Palin received her well-deserved cue
from Politifact.com, the nation’s truth master,
for becoming the USA’s top truth disaster,
“Liar of the Year”, her new titled crown,
For prevaricating that seniors would be “put down”
by “death panels” she claimed, that would solely decide,
which seniors would live, and which should just die.
And while this was happening, the economy grew,
job loss slowed and stocks rose anew.
Personal income is up, while inventory shrinks.
Yet, the GOP claims the recession still stinks
As they deny and delay and they obstruct the dems.
What they yell and they scream just simply condemns
Each word and each action from the other side,
Attempting, it seems, to prove that they lied
Even more than Miss Sarah, so perhaps they can earn
“Liar of the Year” at Politifact‘s next yearly turn.
But they’ll have to wait for a whole ‘nother year,
So they’ll crank up the mongering of hate and of fear,
For they have nothing else, no data or facts;
Thus, all they have left are their lie-spewing hacks.
But We, the PEOPLE!! are onto their tricks,
even though they may view us as dumb country hicks.
It doesn’t much matter, ’cause the times, they are changin’
and Titanic’s deck chairs don’t need more arranging,
a lesson the GOP, one hopes, will embrace,
If they ever again want to win a presidential race.
So during this season of good will and good cheer
We, the PEOPLE!! wishes GOP a very great year,
whether vying for a dubious liar award,
Or deciding to end it and fall on their sword,
Or maybe, just maybe, they’ll get the flick
That they have no need for playing a trick;
If they just use the truth when debating a bill.
They just might, someday, retake the Hill.
So for now only good thoughts we’re sending their way
Merry Christmas to all, We the PEOPLE!! wishes today!
PS. The War on Christmas? WHAT war on Christmas?? May your war be non-existent and may your Christmas be a very merry one!
Howie, and a poem from the other side of the aisle.
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Congress,
Every creature was frantic, from insurers to lobbyists.
While Americans worried about higher taxes and spending,
The liberals, they promised big government unending.
From Mama Nancy in one chamber to Papa Harry in the other,
A chorus rang out And Ben Nelson was smothered.
“Let bureaucrats run health care,” the leaders urged with a grin.
“Don’t worry about details, Obama just needs a win.”
On Franken! On Landrieu! On Lincoln and Schumer!
Dismiss all the facts, Deny every rumor.
Forget about burdens on business. Ignore the red tape.
We must pass a bill, any size, any shape.
More decisions by Washington. The masses, they need it.
So 60 Dems voted yes, Most didn’t bother to read it.
In despair and their kerchiefs McConnell and Boehner then slumbered.
They had tried to improve things but were vastly outnumbered
With vict’ry in sight, Democrats smiled with glee
But so did some Republicans, only theirs you couldn’t see.
For conservatives knew well, The disaster in sight.
In the bill they saw fortune, A chance to make all things right.
Soon a thought bubbled forth bringing fresh Christmas cheer.
“Today bureaucrats won. But they won’t come next year.”
Hey, EZ, you definitely get an “E” for effort! Interesting that two folks from opposite sides of the political spectrum can both write political poetry.
Of course there IS one slight difference: I wrote non-fiction, while you wrote FICTION!!! (just like Sarah Palin!)
But that’s okay because there’s room for both!
Happy Holidays/Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/whatever!
XOXOXO
Howie
Howie, I didn’t mean to suggest that I had penned that bit of prose. It was actually written by Matt Latimer and published on AC360′s web site.
EZ(r)
ps: the little r stands for retired
EZ(r),
Fair enough. Give me back the “E” and you can have an “H” for honesty instead. It’s better to have the “H” than any “E”, anyway.
Latimer, by the way, is a right-wing Bushie, and he gets an “E-F”, for ‘effort in FICTION!”